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Tiger makes good on “friendlier” pledge. Hits on three spectators.

“Back in action” has taken on a dual meaning for Tiger Woods, as he teed off in The Master tournament this afternoon, and immediately made good on this pledge to be friendlier and more appreciative of his fans. By the time he reached “Amen Corner,” Woods had already managed to hook up with three different female fans.

Having learned that texting can be dangerous, Woods was seen using a “magic slate,” onto which he would write catchy pick up lines, then immediately peel the plastic cover back, obliterating them.

“It’s the iPad of the 1960s” He was heard telling his caddy.

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