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Orie Sisters to reunite for “Big Hair Tour”

With an unexpected announcement that is sure to thrill fans, the 80’s “hair band” the “Orie Ohs” will reunite for a tour of Western Pennsylvania. The announcement came today from their manager Owen Waddington.

“Jane, Joan, Judith and Janine are going back on the road.” He said. “There hair has never been better and their music never more important.”

The sister’s are expected to do a fund-raiser to help offset “unexpected legal expenses” at a variety of venues, including some large halls in Beaver, West Deer and Norvelt.


Written by mytabloids

April 8, 2010 at 8:03 am

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