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Toyota: “We’ll replace your car with a Yugo”

As the once-proud carmaker continued to slide into oblivion, its President today made a surprise announcement.

“If any owner of any model Toyota, we’ll gladly replace it with a Yugo or equal or lesser value.”

In the first hour after the announcement, more than 42-million Toyota owners signed up for the deal.

“Yugoslavia totally rocks” said one happy owner.

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Written by mytabloids

March 30, 2010 at 9:26 am

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