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Pope will return to action at The Masters

“After a tough few weeks refuting another sex scandal, The Pontiff will return to action at The Masters tournament in Augusta, along with his friend Tiger Woods.” Said a spokesman for The Holy See today.

“Pope Benedict will rely on a 12-year old caddy by the name of Billy to help him circumnavigate the challenging course. Together, they are praying to come through “Amen Corner” unscathed.

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Written by mytabloids

March 30, 2010 at 6:43 am

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