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Bored with earthquakes, Americans turn to “Idol”

The news that earthquakes seem to be breaking out all over the world has American’s on edge.

“I don’t like it. I don’t want to hear about it.” Said Mildred Palinski of Uniontown, Pennsylvania. “I just wanna watch Idol.”

It’s a common refrain.

“Haiti, Chile. I don’t care.” said Larry Mitchell, a pipefitter from Malone, NY. “Until my souvenir plates of from Vegas fall off my wall, I’m not going to worry. I’ll just tune into the TV and be happy. Where the hell is Chile, anyway? Are we winning the war there?”


Written by mytabloids

March 11, 2010 at 9:25 am

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