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BREAKING: Palin’s palm tells all!

The Tea Baggers weren’t reading tea leaves at their recent convention. Instead, Sarah Palin, their erstwhile Queen, was reading palms, in this case, her own.

After news photographers published images of the politician’s hand with crib notes on it, there was a quick move to quell the skepticism about her ability to remember salient facts.

“Ms. Palin has an excellent memory.” Said Larry Hannrahan. “However, in this case, exhausted from travel and suffering from jet lag, she wanted to make sure that she got one point right. That is, well, here name.”


Written by mytabloids

February 10, 2010 at 7:45 am

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