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BREAKING: Toyota solution – Bigger Air Bags!

Excited engineers for Toyota today announced an “elegant solution” to their sticking accelerator problems.

The newly unveiled “Maxi Bag,” will inflate in the, “Rare case that a gas pedal sticks or the brakes don’t work,” said a proud spokesman for the ailing automaker.

He continued, “This is the sort of innovative thinking that made us the largest car company in the world. We never stop. Uh, I mean….”

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