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Iran: Turtles In Space!

The leaders of Iran are celebrating a monumental scientific achievement, which may rightfully change the future of the world. Iran has announced that it has launched a “space turtle” into low Earth orbit.

“The Iranian people are proud of this most incredible Islamic achievement,” said President Ahmadinejad. “Today turtles and worms, tomorrow ferrets!”

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Written by mytabloids

February 4, 2010 at 9:08 am

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