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BREAKING: Toyota: Can’t stop ’em, can’t stop ’em

News reports indicate that Toyota may have ongoing problems with its brake systems, in addition to its accelerators, which have recently forced a massive recall.

“The bottom line is,” said an upbeat Toyota spokesman, “You just can’t stop a Toyota!”

The company is apparently now rethinking its use of the song, “Slow Down You’re Movin’ Too Fast” as its commercial theme music.


Written by mytabloids

February 4, 2010 at 9:29 am

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