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BREAKING: Steve Jobs continues to shrink!

In a plot straight out of a 1950’s movie, “The Incredible Shrinking Man,” Steve Jobs today appeared before a packed house to tout the latest version of the iPhone, which he is seen here holding.

Apple, known for it’s tight-lipped PR machine, would only say, “Steve is doing fine. The fact that you can now put him in your front shirt pocket shouldn’t be of concern to anyone.”

The much-anticipated tablet computer, dubbed the iPad, was also shown today, but other, larger employees had to bring it on stage.

In a related development, Kotex Corporation, makes of feminine hygiene products, has announced its intention to sue Apple Corporation for infringement on its trademarks, claiming, “We own the entire “pad” brand. Ask anyone what they thing of when you say pad — and I can tell you, it’s isn’t some overgrown phone!”

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Written by mytabloids

January 28, 2010 at 6:25 am

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