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BREAKING: Obama switches parties!

On the eve of his first official State of the Union address, it appears President Barack Obama will switch parties.

“The President will call for a complete clamp down on discretionary spending.” Said a White House spokesman. “Anything that anyone wants, except for classic Republican expenditures like guns, missiles and ammo, will be shut down completely. We need to hold the line on spending!”

The GOP was baffled, unsure of whether they want Obama in their party or not.


Written by mytabloids

January 26, 2010 at 9:26 am

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