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Salahi’s crash Haiti.

Michaele and Tareq Salahi showed up unexpectedly, and uninvited, in Port au Prince, Haiti today, offering to “do whatever they could” for the impoverished nation, suffering from a devastating earthquake.

“We are like, totally into this.” Said Tareq. “We’re going to have a Potluck State Dinner outside the demolished Palace and see if we can’t just raise a little money for these, you know, people.”

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Written by mytabloids

January 16, 2010 at 8:50 am

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