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Panties outlawed on all international flights

After a high-level meeting at the White House today, President Obama announced that all forms of “panties, thongs and other delicate female undergarments” would not be allowed on flights entering the United States.

“It may seem harsh, but this the world we live in now,” Said The President. “Besides, you’ll probably feel fresher, anyway.”

According to others at the meeting, who spoke anonymously, the enhanced security measures do not include bras…”yet.”

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