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BREAKING: Full body scan reveals Cheney’s secret.

After returning from a recent speaking engagement in which he excoriated President Barack Obama, former VP Dick Cheney got a dose of his own medicine, when he was forced to undergo a full body scan at Washington Reagan National Airport.

“We were a bit surprised by the scan,” Said an anonymous TSA official, “But it certainly explains a lot.”

Cheney was briefly detained, but released soon after it was determined that “manifest evil” was not sufficient reason to hold him. However, he was scolded for having a 6 once container of Bumble and Bumble Fragrant Clarifying Shampoo, which was not in a transparent container.


Written by mytabloids

December 31, 2009 at 10:12 am

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