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Steelers suck. P-G scrambles for front page news…

With the world champion Pittsburgh Steelers playing like a second-rate high school team, the editors of the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette are at a loss for what to put on the front page of their paper and its website.

“We pretty much leave the area ‘above the fold’ for the Steelers most of the year,” Said editor David Shribman, “And their current slide into oblivion has caused us a bit of angst. We’ve been considering just rerunning stories from last year…..”

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Written by mytabloids

December 14, 2009 at 6:50 am

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