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Tiger: 473 women now claim affairs

After recent revelations about just how many women Tiger Woods has apparently had affairs with, it “becomes clear” said one sports analyst, just why Woods had knee problems.

“Let me just say this — it wasn’t the golf.” Said Jason Sandstrom. “Tiger’s ACL problems and his subsequent season-long layoff from the tour, it appears now, were more of a “repetitive stress injury.”

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Written by mytabloids

December 11, 2009 at 7:57 am

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