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BREAKING: Tiger picks up new endorsement

Embattled golfer Tiger Woods, fearing that his marital infidelity might effect his earning power with major corporations such as Buick and Nike, has acted preemptively to take advantage of his current situation by signing on as the new spokesman for Comcast Voice Mail.

“We’re excited to have Tiger on board,” Said spokesman Larry Travers. “Our new “Hello, This Is Tiger” campaign will launch in the first quarter of next year.

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Written by mytabloids

December 3, 2009 at 9:52 pm

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