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Tiger blames Caddy: “It pulls to the left.”

Golfer Tiger Woods, denying rumors that his wife chased him down with a hybrid wood and “whacked him upside the head,” released a statement today saying the explanation for his early morning accident was with the vehicle.

“As a golfer, I understand these things better than most. I believe the Escalade just got a little ahead of the ball and it pulled hard left, into the rough.”

The car beheaded a fire hydrant and a tree, before coming to rest in a swale.

Unidentified police sources say that Tiger’s first words, after regaining consciousness were, “I want a mulligan!”

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November 30, 2009 at 4:53 am

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