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BREAKING: Obama to send troops to Dixie.

In a startling leak from the White House, My Tabloids has learned that President Obama will scrap plans for an escalation of the war in Afghanistan and will instead invade South Carolina, Louisiana and Florida.

According to an unnamed source, the President’s “war council” made an about-face after they realized that these states had governments which were even more dysfunctional than the one in Afghanistan.

“South Carolina is run by a serial liar, philanderer and nutball and Louisiana has a Senator who likes to have sex while wearing diapers,” said the source. “The President thinks we need to get our own “house in order” before we try to fix things in Asia.


Written by mytabloids

November 26, 2009 at 4:59 am

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