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Bush surprise Copenhagen visit: Makes case for Crawford

bush_podium1Former President George W. Bush showed up in Copenhagen, Denmark today and made a strong case that the International Olympic Committee should consider Crawford, Texas as a “Damn fine place to hold them Summer ‘Lympics.”

Bush contends that Crawford has most of the amenities that Rio, Madrid, Chicago and Hong Kong do, but that, “Parkin’ is cheap and we are a friendlier than those “big city” people.

While making his statement, Bush also pressed the Committee to consider his request that cow-chip tossing be added as an Olympic event.

“It’s about damn time.”


Written by mytabloids

October 2, 2009 at 8:17 pm

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