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Synchronized swimming replaces “public option”

obama_2After clearing having been outflanked by his political adversaries on the “public option” for a health care, President Obama has decided instead to concentrate on the Olympics.

“This has got to be easier than dealing with Congress.” The President was overhead saying. “I am totally sick of that shit!”

On October 2nd, the President will appear, along with the First Lady and Brian Boitano, to press for Chicago as the ideal site of the Olympics in 2016, where he hopes synchronized swimming will “finally be recognized for the true sport it is.”

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Written by mytabloids

September 30, 2009 at 8:38 am

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