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G20 Over: Pittsburgh returns to normal

apocalypseAfter having spent the last two months getting ready for the G20 Summit, and spending hundreds of thousands of dollars cleaning up the city for its debut on the world stage, Pittsburghers relaxed today and got back to “business as usual.”

Looking out over the dismal post-apocalyptic landscape, Crafton resident Manny Stepanic said, “Damn, it is a beautiful place, isn’t it?”

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Written by mytabloids

September 27, 2009 at 4:04 am

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