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Pittsburgh Pirates Use G20 To Intro New Team!

monksIn an attempt to turn their flagging fortunes around, baseball’s worst team today used the excitement of the G20 Summit in Pittsburgh as a spring board to introduce a completely new team, made up entirely of Burmese monks.

“The chanting alone will be a big audience draw, I guarantee you!” Said reclusive Pirate owner Bob Nutting. “I mean, with these cool new swirling uniforms and this chanting, we’ll be hard to beat in 2010!”

Written by mytabloids

September 25, 2009 at 12:45 am

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