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G20 Protesters Shun Pittsburgh

g20According to reports coming to us from the just-opened G-20 Summit, most protesters are “staying away in droves.”

“We’ll wait for a better city.” Said Larry Corrado, and organizer for People Against Lots of Stuff. “I mean, I’m not going to waste my time and energy in this backwater burgh. I’ll wait until we get to go to Copenhagen or Paris or someplace cool.”

Corrado echoed the sentiments of many protesters, who are, so far, outnumbered by police by a ratio of 1000-1.

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