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Breaking! G20 Sonic Weapon Deployed

sonicA so-called “sonic weapon” has apparently been deployed in Pittsburgh, where the G20 Summit is underway today. The device is intended to disperse unruly crowds. There is, as of this moment, no clear report on whether it has been utilized or not.

“The weapon was developed for the Army over the past decade,” said former General Armand Zimmerman. “By sampling and then playing back certain songs are a very high frequency, most people will be repelled immediately.”

Reports on the web note that the Army experimented with a mash up of “You Light Up My Life,” “Ebony and Ivory,” “She’s a Lady,” “Achy Breaky Heart” and every Bobby Goldsboro song ever recorded.

“It was very successful. Not only did people run screaming, but most of them lost their lunch as well.”

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Written by mytabloids

September 25, 2009 at 11:35 pm

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