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BREAKING: All Pittsburgh employees fired for not going to work.

pittsburghDue to security restrictions imposed by the arrival of the G-20 Summit in Pittsburgh, most businesses in the “golden triangle,” found that their employees could not get to work today.

“So we fired them all.” Said Chamber of Commerce President, Alan Blank, speaking for the business community “All of the business leaders got together and agreed that, given the current job market, if employees couldn’t find a way to get their sorry asses into town, we didn’t want them to work for us.”

The mass firings will likely ring a sour note for the Obama administration, which was hoping that the transformation of Pittsburgh from an industrial center to a high tech service-economy would provide a positive backdrop for the worldwide conference.

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Written by mytabloids

September 24, 2009 at 6:43 pm

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