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Obama calls for talks about talks that might lead to talks.

obama_2In one of his most forceful speeches yet, President Obama today called on the Israelis and Palestinians to “start talking about talking about negotiating talks.”

“Every President before me has failed to get you people together in any real way,” Said the President, “And I feel that now is my time to fail as well. With the pending failure of health care reform and the travesty of our continued involvement in Afghanistan, I figure I might as well go for a trifecta.”


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September 23, 2009 at 7:28 am

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