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BREAKING: G20 Protesters Protest The Pirates

pncA group calling itself, “Fans Against Failure” stormed PNC Park in Pittsburgh today, just days before the G20 Summit officially opens in that city.

“We are hear to protest the most pathetic baseball team in history,” Said organizer Terry Blanchard. “No one should be forced to deal with a team that has proven itself to be this inept and incompetent.”

Protesters for the group had free run of the stadium, since there were only 14 actual paying fans in the stands at the time.

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