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Breaking: Pittsburgh will use Steelers to defend G20

troyIn a bold and unprecedented move, officials in Pittsburgh are confirming reports that they will employ the Pittsburgh Steelers defensive team to help protect delegates during the upcoming G20 Summit, though
they are mum about what precise form the defense will take.

“I’m not sure if we’ll run the dime or not” Said Mayor Luke Ravenstahl. “It depends on how things develop. That’ll be
a game day decision. If the protesters try to run on us, we’ll be ready for them.”

The effort to quell potential protests maybe he hampered a bit with the loss of standout Troy Polamalu, who will be lost to the city for at least three to six weeks. Polamulu who went down with a knee injury during last night’s season opener.

Written by mytabloids

September 12, 2009 at 3:47 am

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