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BREAKING: Wilson calls Obama a “Liar”

joe_wilsonIn response, the President called Wilson a “Thuggish, toad-sucking Southern douche bag.” In moments, the two men were face-to-face and Congressional aides had to intervene.

Overall, pundits gave Wilson points for “brevity” and Obama points for “color and alliteration.”

“I thought the Pres really won this round.” Said West wing insider Charles MacPherson. “But Wilson did have is fifteen seconds of fame.”

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