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Obama to finish “My Pet Goat”

obama_waveWhen former President George Bush was forced to curtail his reading of the classic “My Pet Goat,” many American schoolchildren were sorely disappointed. This week, Barack Obama will make up for that huge loss, when he speaks directly to the nation’s kids.

“The President will indeed complete the last two exciting chapters of MPG,” said spokesman Larry Anders. “In addition, he will urge our young people to have fun in school, to fart with abandon, to leave their homework until the last minute and to smoke dope with the “cool black kids.”


Written by mytabloids

September 5, 2009 at 6:57 pm

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