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BREAKING: Madoff dying of cancer. Will be released to Scotland.

maddofSwindler Bernard Madoff is apparently dying of cancer. US officials have decided that, due to his declining health, he will be flown to Lockerbie, Scotland to live out his final days in relative comfort amongst the most “compassionate people in the world.”

“We think he’s paid enough for his crimes. After all, he’s been in prison for a few months now. Besides, Scotland is no Libya. The weather really sucks.”


Written by mytabloids

August 25, 2009 at 12:13 am

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