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Obama caves on “public option,” clings to “Free Band-Aids for all”

obama_wave2While his proxy Senators are floating the idea that the so-called “public option” may be dropped from health care legislation, others made it clear this weekend that the President will never give in on his “core belief” that all citizens should have “free and complete access to band-aids throughout their lives.”

Presidential advisor David Axelrod, said, “This President came into office with a mandate to make big changes to health care, and this “Band-aids For America” plan is just a first step. It may be a struggle to get the 60 votes to avoid a possible filibuster, but he’s willing to invest all his political capital to do just that!”

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