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BREAKING: Death Panels aimed at the “weak-minded.” GOP worried.

palinWhile only a fiction, the GOP, dominated by addled-brained nitwits, are right to fear the establishment of “death panels,” which, if modeled after the Nazi’s, would lead to the euthanizing of “stupid, moronic and otherwise mentally weak-minded individuals.”

“I wish they were true,” Said a Democratic Senator privately, “‘Cause I know that the GOP would be at the head of the line.”

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Written by mytabloids

August 14, 2009 at 9:00 pm

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