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Dems extend “clunkers” to include GOP

grassleyDemocrats in the Senate say that since “Cash For Clunkers” has proven to been so successful, it might also be used to rid the nation of quite a few GOP lawmakers who have “overstayed their welcome and are running on empty.”

“We’re adding some extra money to the new legislation,” said Senator Harry Reid, “Which will allow constituents in GOP districts to get rid of their clunker Congressmen and Senators, and replace them with much more efficient, modern and intelligent Democratic versions.”

“I mean, who in their right mind really thinks that Orrin Hatch, Chuck Grassley and John Cornyn aren’t past their prime…and ready for the junk heap of history?”


Written by mytabloids

August 6, 2009 at 7:09 am

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