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Clinton “Still has it.” Hits on released journalists

clinton_koreaNo sooner have former President Bill Clinton helped broker the release of two female journalist held by the North Koreans since March, than new information leaked out about a “party” on the returning flight.

“Tell you what,” Said an unnamed source, who was on the plane, “I think this whole thing was just an excuse for Bill to get a little occidental nookie.”

Another crew person said that the former President insisted on changing the planes call sign to “Love Plane,” the minute he got on with the two young women. No word on whether the pilot complied with his request.

Written by mytabloids

August 6, 2009 at 7:21 am

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