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BREAKING: Obama, Gates & Crowley get totally wasted.

obama_wave2What was meant to be just a “single beer” turned into “just one more” and then “one for the road” and then a “nightcap” this afternoon, and by the time the three men left the Beermeister Room at the White House, none of them could see straight.

“The President was telling “A honky goes into a bar on the South Side of Chicago” type jokes.” Said a west wing insider. “It was kinda cute, actually.”

“Gates and Crowley were fist-bumping and hugging and apparently, all is forgiven.”

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Written by mytabloids

July 31, 2009 at 5:54 am

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