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BREAKING: Vick back in NFL. Under certain conditions…

vick_2Michael Vick was conditionally reinstated by NFL commissioner Roger Goodell on Monday and could play in regular season games as early as October.

Goodell said the “conditions” included the following;

Vick must learn to “sit, stay and not urinate inappropriately.”

It’s that third one I’m most worried about.” Said Godell, privately. “If he doesn’t abide by these conditions, he will definitely find himself in the dog house!”

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July 28, 2009 at 7:59 am

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