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Media running low on stupid people to interview about Jackson

jackson_waveMany major news outlets around the nation are expressing frustration that they simply can’t find enough stupid people to interview about the untimely death of Michael Jackson, the self-proclaimed “King of Pop.”

“Usually there are more than enough stupid, inane jerks to quote,” Said Larry McAllister, a CNN executive, “Put with all the attention that Jackson’s death has gotten, and with all the other celebrity deaths recently, we a now scraping the bottom of the barrel. Personally, I thank my lucky stars that this happened in LA, however, since it is the stupid capital of the world.”


Written by mytabloids

July 7, 2009 at 9:46 pm

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