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Palin bailin! Will become GOP’s biggest money-raising whore!

palinIn a rambling, semi-coherent speech, which has come to be her trademark, Alaska Governor Sarah Palin today announced that she’ll be stepping down at the end of July.

Speculation is that Ms. Palin is prepping herself for a Presidential run and will need all the time she has between now and 2012 to pimp her party and niche-nutball supporters for money.

“I’ve pretty well screwed up everything I can in Alaska. It’s time for me to move on. There is much yet to be done in the lower 48….”

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