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Neverland? Never mind.

bushmenPlans for a public viewing of iconic music superstar Michael Jackson’s body won’t happen at his former Neverland Ranch, and the reason may come as a surprise.

“Over the course of the last several days,” Said spokesman Ken Sunshine, “Ever man, woman and child on the planet Earth, including the Kalahari Bushmen, have been exposed to the image of Michael Jackson, by our estimates, a total of 28-thousand times. We think that’s enough.”

However, it is rumored that a lifelike animatronic Jackson may be coming to an arena near you soon. Stay tuned!

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