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BREAKING: Malden dead. Nose donated to Jackson.

maldenThe plague of celebrity deaths continued today, with the announcement that veteran character actor Karl Malden had died.

His manager issued a brief statement.

“As his last wish, Karl asked that his nose go to the Jackson family, so that, in his words, quote; “If there is a public viewing, the poor pathetic schlub will actually have something on his face that actually looks like an actual freaking nose.” Unquote.

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Written by mytabloids

July 2, 2009 at 4:14 am

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