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Norm Coleman concedes in Minnesota. “Will challenge Iran elections.”

colemanAfter losing his fight in the Minnesota Supreme Court, Senator Norm Coleman has now admitted he was legally and completely defeated in the race for that states Senate seat. But he said he’ll now take his battle overseas.

“I think it is highly likely that I actually won the contested Iranian Presidential election. I will immediately depart for Tehran, where I will file papers with the Extreme High Mystic Religious Pub-ah, or whatever the hell his name is, and hope to be running things in several months. Besides, I’m really tired of this freaking cold, gray weather in Minnesota.”

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