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BREAKING: Did The Jesse Jackson Jinx Doom Michael?

jesseMichael Jackson’s family claims that they were “very worried” recently, when Jesse Jackson showed up and just started “hanging around.”

“Let’s face it” said Michael’s father, “Jesse has done a lot for the African-American community, but at the end of the day, the guy’s a damn jinx! Jesse shows up….someone’s gonna die. We all know that!”

Jesse Jackson released a statement in which he claimed to have insider knowledge about a white man seen leaving the scene of Jackson’s death, who could “possibly be the same guy who killed OJ’s wife.”

Jackson would not elaborate, but said that, “If you want to know more, just watch for me on every cable news show for the next ten days. I’ll be everywhere, baby!”

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