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Michael Jackson dies: LA sees run on cheap stuffed toys, tacky flowers and candles.

jackson_chimpRock icon Michael Jackson died today in Los Angeles from an apparent heart attack. He was only fifty years old, though his mental age was thought to be around 15.

As the word leaked out that Jackson was dead, novelty stores and street vendors of flowers saw a massive surge in business, as fans sought out the most tacky “remembrances” they could find to lay near the gates of the home Jackson had been renting.

“We brought a Beanie Baby chimp,” Said 52 year old Larry Snifetz and his wife Kari, who were standing outside the home, obviously distraught. “It reminds us of Bubbles the Chimp…and all the good times.”

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