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GOP abandons politicians: Will run Manson and Sirhan Sirhan in 2012

manson_sirhan“It has become clear that our most reliable pool of potential Presidential candidates is a bit, shall we say, shallow at this time.” Said Michael Steele of the Republican National Committee. “The usual batch of Senators and Governors have proven to be less valuable than they were in the past. Larger than life characters such as Ike and Ronald Reagan just aren’t being minted anymore. So we have decided on a new tact.”

While Steele would not come right out and say it, he did not deny that the GOP was considering running inmates Charles Manson and Sirhan Sirhan in 2012.

“They certainly have a ton of name recognition.” He admitted.


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June 25, 2009 at 7:29 am

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