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G-20 Summit in Pittsburgh: Protesters will be forced to watch Pirates.

pgh_piratesIn a move that Pittsburgh city officials are calling “enlightened,” all protesters at the upcoming G-20 Summit will be taken to PNC Park, where they will be given free admittance to see the Pittsburgh Pirates play baseball.

“This is the classic ‘kill two birds with one stone,” Said a spokesman for Mayor Luke Ravenstahl. “We will fill those empty seats at the ballpark and let these nutballs yell all they want. Our only fear is that the players might be frightened; most of them have never actually seen or heard a crowd before.”

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