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BREAKING NEWS: GOP affairs a “deliberate strategy.”

sandordSouth Carolina Governor Mark Sanford’s sexual tryst is the latest in a seemingly endless line of marital indiscretions by GOP lawmakers of every shape and size. And while some think it belies the party’s total and absolute moral bankruptcy, at least one noted political consultant believes the move is “crazy like a fox.”

“The GOP has lost a massive amount of legitimacy over the past couple of election cycles,” Said Tiffany Cox, “But what they are really trying to do is ‘man up.’ The insider strategy papers I’ve seen indicate that even the wussiest GOP wimps are intentionally cheating on their wives so that their constituency, mostly macho douche bags, will perceive them as classic powerful, masculine role models.

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