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Obama kills fly. Touts it as “change we need!”

obama_wave2Here’s the release from the White House Press Office:

“For far too long, the common house fly has bedeviled mankind. Whether in swarms or on solitary missions, these tiny beasts have delivered pain and suffering, have spread disease and have generally annoyed the shit out of us. This is why my administration decided to act swiftly and decisively to eliminate a fly in full view of the American public; so everyone would understand just how serious we are about this scourge…and how emphatically we will move to eradicate them in the near future.”

“God bless The United States of America.”


Written by mytabloids

June 23, 2009 at 4:25 am

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