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BREAKING NEWS: Brits can’t identify where their sex organs are.

brit_surveyA newly released survey shows that most people in Britain are unable to identify where most of their major bodily organs are, including those involved in sex.

“We are gob-smacked, to the say the least,” Said Dr. Philip Whitestone.

“I’ll grant you that many people might be confused about where their spleen or pancreas is, but I figured most of them could find their Johnson on a chart!”

The survey was conducted over the past six months, and included 633 Brits between the ages of 21 and 65.


Written by mytabloids

June 16, 2009 at 8:37 am

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